After a LONG wait, here is my stand up comedy show in all it’s glory. I messed up a bit, got things a little out of order, and didn’t hit the delivery on a few, BUT I had a lot of fun.
Two last notes:
It IS rude. Be forewarned of rudeness.
The first couple of lines that are missing are something like “HELLO!” (hello from audience) I’m Matt and I’m single.